There are so many weirdly wonderful things that most of us don’t even know about. I often read bucket loads full of complete nonsense and thought I might enlighten the world with my unprecedented knowledge 😉
Did you know that the little dot on the letter “i” is called a tittle…wonder who thought of naming it, can’t we just call it a dot? A Human head creates inner noises, as a result exploding head syndrome exists. Now my question is this, how do they know this? Surely they could have tested a bunch of nutty delusionists that all heard noises, and did they whilst testing say ” oh there goes that one’s head, let’s wait for a few more to explode and we’ll have ourselves a new syndrome”
Another fact that leaves me pondering over the methods of testing, is the fact that dogs can taste water. Really? How on earth did they figure that out? Did the dogs tell them? Did they dilute certain bowls of water and the stronger ones tasted better to the dogs….hmmmm don’t know about that one.
Oooo, one of my most favorite whe-whe-whe facts is that bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers were all invented by women. This one is factually true 🙂
Did you know a pregnant goldfish is called a twit? So next time you want to insult a colleague, rather say ” you pregnant goldfish” whahaha
Another study that I would have liked to observe is the fact that if you sneeze hard enough you could crack a rib. How did they figure that out? I wonder how many people took part in this study. Just imagine phoning your work telling the boss you can’t come in because you cracked a rib sneezing.
One for all the ladies that love to plonk on some lipstick, lipstick contains fish scales… Well, I wonder if this means it will be high in Omega 3 ??
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous when injected intravenously…why would anyone want to do that? Can you imagine “Hmmm this nutmeg tastes sooo nice, let me inject myself with it”
When caught in the grip of a crocodiles mouth, you must simply poke your fingers in his eyes and he’ll let you go instantly! Aaagh yes, I’m certain that whilst caught in a death grip being torn to shreds and eaten by a crocodile, you’ll remember to poke at it’s eyes…
Mental note to self; when almost eaten by a crocodile, make sure your hands are free to poke it’s eyes! Lol
Hope my unrivaled educating information will help you on you path of life… Bwhaha hahaha